This is your very last chance at getting the most popular t-shirt that the RMS has ever designed: the Celtic Riddle Song (most commonly described as the Two-Fish design). This is the design with intertwined fish and the Celtic Riddle Song printed around and through the fish; there are just a few shirts in a few sizes and colors left, and then they’re gone.

Currently, in short-sleeve, there are: 1 Large in Dark Brown, 2 X-Large in Medium Blue, and 4 XX-Large (1 Cranberry, 1 Medium Blue, and 2 Medium Green). In long-sleeve, there are 5 Small size (2 Medium Blue, 3 Medium Green); 3 in size Large (2 Medium Blue and 1 Medium Green; 8 in size X-Large (6 Medium Blue and 1 Medium Green; 5 Medium Blue in size XX-Large.

Even more rare is the “River Critters” design, the oldest we have left. This design features the River Management Society with a frog, great blue heron, fish, turtle, and salamander. There are only four of these remaining: 3 in size Small (2 Ash, 1 Dark Blue), and 1 Ash in size Medium.

Less rare because of its newness, but exceptional nevertheless, the “River” graphic design is the only one ever to be described as “Modern Art”. Totally different from anything we’ve ever produced, the “River” T-Shirt strikes one most immediately as almost surrealistic, then becomes more recognizable and mainstream, except for the size of the foreground fish, and the almost but not quite readable print across the mountains, and…and. Suffice it to say that the graphic ends up being a dream, with normalcy and strangeness intertwined. Available in Gray and Brown in short-sleeves, only; sizes Small, Medium, Large, X-Large and XX-Large.

RMS "Classic" Short-Sleeve T-Shirt $14.00                    
RMS "Classic" Long-Sleeve T-Shirt $16.00

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